shadow123

image/svg+xml Tiger   Shadow Master 121
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Cannot Attack: You must become a ninja first.
Last active 3952 days ago

i like pancakes :D

R.I.P Owlet she will always be remembered as our little owly. WE LOVE YOU MAN! HOOT HOOT!

p.s sawkis a awesome
p.s Owlys awesome
p.s narutogirl is inactive :(
p.s light is also inactive :(
p.s anni is awesome
p.s sakra's rare(according 2 balsac and me)
p.s Owly's dad makes PIZZA
p.s red is learning the sacred ninja ways
p.s sawako is my acquaintance
p.s owlet is my friend
p.s shadow hates big words
p.s physicsp is a wise shadow master
p.s physicsp is also a good friend
p.s noi is a random elmo lover
p.s sakra is missing on the big thing aka B=====D
lol :D


THE ITALIAN MAN WHO WENT TO MALTA

one day i went to malta's big hotel. in the morning i go down to eat a breakfast. i tell the waitress i want two pieces of tost. she brings me only one piece. i say i want two piece. she says go to the toilet. i say you don't understand. i want two piece on my plate. she says you better not pizz on your plate you son of a bitch. i don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch. later i go to eat at the biggest restaurant. the waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. i tell her i want a fork she says everybody wanna fuck. i tell her you don't understand. i want a fork on the table. she says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch. so i go back to my room at the hotel. and there is no sheets on the bed. call the manager and tell him a want a sheet. he says go to the toilet. i say you don't understand i want a sheet on the bed. he says you better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch. i go to the cheack out and the nan on the desk says peace on you. i say piz on you too you son of a bitch. i'm going back to italia


ROFLMFAO XD